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Ah. So you're the real Fortune Teller.

3 seconds sound clip from the Return of the Bastard Swordsman movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:14:56.567 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Damn! Go along with the act! Your father is dead, you must cry!

- Don't cry here!

- Oh, my father!

- You'll affect my feng shui. Go home! Go!

- Wait! Come back! Come back! I'm not greedy... Please take your gold. This is yours. Get it out of here.

- Thank you. Thank you! He's truly efficacious!

- Don't push... Get in line...

- Ah. So you're the real Fortune Teller.

- I have a trouble to tell you with a problem.

- You are a smart customer.

- You're playing them for fools!

- Who are you talking about?

- You!

- You can't fool me with that dirty trick! Fooling people with fake gold... You can fool them but not me. I'm the real Fortune Teller.

[...]

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Return of the Bastard Swordsman Sound Clip

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Listen to the best quotes from the classic martial arts film Return of the Bastard Swordsman (1984), with sound clips.

Actors: Norman Chu, Leanne Lau, Kuan Tai Chen

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