If you're the master then, you can't call me mistress.
6 seconds sound clip from the Secret Shaolin Kung Fu movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:20:38 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Huh! Waiter? Who are you calling waiter? You call me, master!
- We ran out of bean curd. Go get some more!
- It's an honor to meet you, master.
- If you're the master then, you can't call me mistress.
- Shall we? Go now, come back later!
- This marketplace is really very crowded.
- You can have a bit of fun here.
[...]