- I'm telling the truth.
- Really?
- I wouldn't lie to you. If I did then you'd be punished. That's all wrong.
10 seconds sound clip from the The Story of Drunken Master movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:27:07.623 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- It was, it was a long haired guy, with a red face, and a red nose. He was about 60 years old.
- If I were you, I'd already become a millionaire by now.
- Really?
- I wouldn't lie to you. If I did then you'd be punished. That's all wrong.
- Then comes a part that I like the best, it's called dadedadedadedadeda.
- Why you! Now I know what you've done. Dadedadeda with my money.
- But I didn't. You would punish me if I did something like that.
- What?
[...]