- I'm telling the truth.
- Really?
- I wouldn't lie to you. If I did then you'd be punished. That's all wrong.

10 seconds sound clip from the The Story of Drunken Master movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:27:07.623 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Who stole it?

- It was, it was a long haired guy, with a red face, and a red nose. He was about 60 years old.

- You get on my nerves.

- It's him.

- Who is him?

- You don't know.

- Brother, we don't make much from this. I promise you, we'd make much more money over at the other place.

- If I were you, I'd already become a millionaire by now.

- I'm telling the truth.

- Really?

- I wouldn't lie to you. If I did then you'd be punished. That's all wrong.

- What's it like, over there?

- Well, first of all, you can eat all of the most delicious food in the world, then you can meet all the most delicious girls in the world.

- Then comes a part that I like the best, it's called dadedadedadedadeda.

- What's dadeda?

- It's gambling.

- Why you! Now I know what you've done. Dadedadeda with my money.

- But I didn't. You would punish me if I did something like that.

- What?

- But I just said.

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