Drunken Arts & Crippled Fist (1979)

Shaolin Kung Fu Master (1978) cover

Short quotes with sound bites from Drunken Arts & Crippled Fist (Guai quan xiao zi), in wav/mp3 format.

Actors: Siu-Tin Yuen, Yi-Min Li, Tien-Hsiang Lung

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1 I didn't think he could beat me so easily. I don't understand. After all, my master did say I was an expert.
2 Master, master! It's bad news! It's terrible news. -What's up? -There are a group of men outside.
3 But now that you're a Kung Fu expert don't you use it to injure others. If I hear that you've been hurting people I'll thrash the pants off you!
4 Master, we're only your humble servants, not champions. Use your western Boxing. That'll fool him. You can beat him with your western boxing. -You go first.
5 Oh I can't hit you. I'm an expert. I never hit people.
6 Oh they attacked you? You never fight? And yet they're afraid of you? I guess that means your Kung Fu's pretty good.
7 That's enough. No more hot air.
8 (both men screaming in pain)
9 And since he is my son, I won't have to pay him any salary at all.
10 I know some fatal fist but I couldn't teach him that style! Because first of all you must be a cripple. Anyone wanting to learn the cripple fist technique must be a cripple. I thought that went without saying.
 
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