Leslie Nielsen Movie Quotes & Lines – 12 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 A hospital, what is it? -It's a big building with patients. But that's not important right now.

As Dr. Rumack in Airplane (1980)

2 So you took the brain boost, huh?

As Commander John J. Adams in Forbidden Planet (1956)

3 Surely there must be something you can do. I'm doing everything I can. And stop calling me Shirley.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker; Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Rumack in Airplane (1980)

4 Surely you can't be serious? -I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker; Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Rumack in Airplane (1980)

5 Mr. Striker, I know nothing about flying, but there's one thing I do know. You're the only one on this plane who can possibly fly it.

As Dr. Rumack in Airplane (1980)

6 All right, so it's impossible. How long will it take?

As Commander John J. Adams in Forbidden Planet (1956)

7 Automatic control.

As Commander John J. Adams in Forbidden Planet (1956)

8 All right. Now we know what we're up against.

As Dr. Rumack in Airplane (1980)

9 Look at the color of that sky. -Yeah, but I'll still take blue.

As Commander John J. Adams in Forbidden Planet (1956)

10 Nice climate you have here. High oxygen content.

As Commander John J. Adams in Forbidden Planet (1956)

Leslie Nielsen Movie Quotes & Lines – 12 Classics (+ Audio)

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