Lionel Stander: 52 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 4

Movie quotes delivered by Lionel Stander, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

31 Who's the tard spot?

As Max in The Sin of Harold Diddlebock

32 Avoid her like poison.

As Max in The Sin of Harold Diddlebock

33 But she's 30 to one! -But no bookie pays more than 15 to one.

As Max in The Sin of Harold Diddlebock

34 A thousand dollars? You mean on the nose?

As Max in The Sin of Harold Diddlebock

35 I tell you I got it right here in my mitt. Can't you hear it?

As Max in The Sin of Harold Diddlebock

36 You got one thing to be thankful for. She can't beef much until she can talk better.

As Curly in The Last Gangster

37 Gee, it's wonderful, ain't it? A baby flying three thousand miles. And look, he's all dressed for the plane trip, too. He's wearing a three-cornered parachute!

In The Danny Kaye Radio Show

38 Kitchy, kitchy, koo. -He don't understand that, mister. He's a Russian baby you've got to say kitchy-kitchy-kooski! But you wouldn't know that.

In The Danny Kaye Radio Show

39 Why, Miss, don't you think my voice is cute? -I think it's perfect... for calling a taxi. Now call one and let's get back to the hotel.

Lionel Stander; Eve Arden in The Danny Kaye Radio Show

40 She got her head caught in a frankfurter bun. -Was the bun empty? -No, there was a hot dog in it. -Well, thank Heavens she ain't trapped in there without food.

Danny Kaye; Lionel Stander in The Danny Kaye Radio Show