Matthew McConaughey: 29 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by Matthew McConaughey, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 We don't give two shits about how technology works because all we care about is getting _ing rich.

As Mark Hanna in The Wolf of Wall Street

2 If he cries, you cry harder, man. Didn't your dog have, like, leukemia or something when you were a kid? I mean, think of that.

As Rick Peck in Tropic Thunder (2008)

3 Nobody knows if a stock is gonna go up, down, sideways, or in _ing circles. Least of all stockbrokers, right?

As Mark Hanna in The Wolf of Wall Street

4 That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

As David Wooderson in Dazed and Confused (1993)

5 You're gonna bring us 2 Absolut Martinis. You know howl like them. Straight up. And then precisely 7 and one half minutes after that, you're gonna bring us 2 more. Then 2 more after that every 5 minutes until one of us passes the _ out.

As Mark Hanna in The Wolf of Wall Street

6 Fairy dust. It doesn't exist. It's never landed. It is no matter. It's not on the elemental chart. It's not _ing real. Right?

As Mark Hanna in The Wolf of Wall Street

7 And let me tell you this... The older you do get, the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow.

As David Wooderson in Dazed and Confused (1993)

8 Calm down. Here's what you're gonna do. Get your hands on some bleach, some hydrogen peroxide and a shitload of lime.

As Rick Peck in Tropic Thunder (2008)

9 Second key to success in this racket is this little baby right here. It's called cocaine. It'll keep you sharp between the ears. It'll also help your fingers dial faster.

As Mark Hanna in The Wolf of Wall Street

10 We don't create _. We don't build anything.

As Mark Hanna in The Wolf of Wall Street