26 Movie Quotes about Monday (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Nov 3, 2025

Memorable quotes about monday, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 What day of the week is it? -'Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday.'

Tom Hanks as Joe Fox in You've Got Mail

2 Listen, pal, your client's a scumbag, you're a scumbag, and scumbags see the judge on Monday morning!

Peter Weller as Alex Murphy RoboCop in RoboCop (1987)

3 When you come in on Monday and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?

Ron Livingston as Peter Gibbons in Office Space

4 Course, today's Monday. I always drive the car on Saturday, never drive on Monday.

Dustin Hoffman as Raymond Babbitt in Rain Man (1988)

5 Hey, we started a whole new week. It's Monday.

Eric Bana as Hoot in Black Hawk Down

6 Well, he got drunk on Sunday and married on Monday. I came in his stead.

Roscoe Lee Browne as Jebediah Nightlinger in The Cowboys (1972)

7 What about Monday? We doing anything Monday? -No, Monday would be fine. You can kill him on Monday.

Buford Mad Dog Tannen in Back to the Future Part III

8 Do you know what day this is? -Shrove Tuesday? Snide Saturday? Meatless Monday maybe? Every other Thursday?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

9 Now, damn it, Valentine, you never plan ahead. You never take the long view. I mean, here it is Monday, and I'm already thinking of Wednesday. It is Monday, right?

Fred Ward as Earl in Tremors (1990)

10 Nobody does business on a Monday.

Eddie Murphy as Vernest "Quick" Brown in Harlem Nights