11 Movie Quotes about Mustaches (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: May 25, 2025

Memorable quotes about mustaches, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Here in Cloud Cuckooland there are no rules. There's no government, no babysitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches and no negativity of any kind.

Chris Pratt as Emmet Brickowski in The Lego Movie (2014)

2 The mustaches worked!

Bill Fagerbakke as Patrick Star in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

3 Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.

Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

4 This is what a real mustache looks like. Hngh!

Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

5 You admit you're beat or else, I'll pull your mustache.

Jackie Chan as Dubbed By Unknown Actor in Spiritual Kung Fu (1978)

6 There's a man outside who wants to see you with a black mustache. -Tell him I've got one.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

7 Who's the other wrestler? The one with the mustache? -That's my wife.

Robert Strauss as Stanislas Animal Kuzawa in Stalag 17 (1953)

8 Now, my son... Have you grown a mustache?

James Earl Jones as King Jaffe Joffer in Coming to America (1988)

9 Um... You... You've got a little mustache. -Oh, it must be from the milk.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop

10 See the mustache coming in, Rat? You can almost cross it out.

Robert Romanus as Mike Damone in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

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