Nick Offerman: 4 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by Nick Offerman, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 First law of the sea: never place your rear end on a pirate's face.

In The Lego Movie (2014)

2 Really hard? Wiping ye burn with a hook for a hand is really hard. This be impossible.

In The Lego Movie (2014)

3 Ideas so dumb and bad that no one would ever think they could possibly be useful.

In The Lego Movie (2014)

4 Let me try. Be ye disabling of yon shield.

In The Lego Movie (2014)

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