35 Movie Quotes about Nurses with Audio – Page 3Updated: Nov 10, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 21 How did you know there were two ounces in a drink? -I'm a nurse. I always watch people when they pour something. I watched Ti-Joseph, and it was exactly two ounces. Frances Dee as Betsy Connell in I Walked with a Zombie 22 Unhappily, lieutenant, we always have plenty of casualties but never enough nurses. Humphrey Bogart as Major Jed Webbe in Battle Circus (1953) 23 Is she really a doctor? -She isn't even a nurse. Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966) 24 Nurse, check his oil and fill him up with gas, and we'll take him home. Daws Butler in The Tex Avery Show 25 You're to take these after you've eaten. What sort of nurse would I be if I failed in so simple a task as handing out some pills? Jenny Agutter as Nurse Alex Price in An American Werewolf in London 26 Hey, man, if you want drugs, you have to see the nurse. Okay? Quote from Days of Thunder 27 I'm not a nurse! I'm a doctor or almost a doctor. And this man may be dying. Quote from 20 Million Miles to Earth (1957) 28 Them pretty white nurses, they gonna give you blowjobs if you pay them enough. I heard all about them white bitches. Quote from Platoon 29 Well, then go into your routine. You know, the eyes, the swish, the works! I'm immune to it, but I've seen it work on some people, some of the patients out here. Charles Drake as Dr. Sanderson in Harvey (1950) 30 What's the matter? Doesn't he like nurses or something? -Oh, he likes them fine, but only in their place. Quote from Battle Circus (1953) Page 3 of 4 << ◄ 2 3 4 ► >>