I only want to learn how to play Jingle Bells.
5 seconds sound clip from the Champagne for Caesar movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:03:51 in the DVD version of the movie.
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- You know, Gerald, I can't help admiring your enterprise.
- Your late approach to the art of music is highly commendable.
- I wish you many happy hours at the piano.
- I don't want to learn to play the piano.
- I only want to learn how to play Jingle Bells.
- Oh, well then I wish you many happy hours playing Jingle Bells.
- By the way, with nothing better to do why not join Gwen and myself?
- May turn out to be a very exciting evening.
- I've nothing better to do. As a matter of fact, I've nothing at all to do.
(Parrot speaking) Skip the gutter, yeah.
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