A profit? My dear Doctor, I wish I made half that.

4 seconds sound clip from the Dr Knock (Theatre Royal 1954) classic radio drama series episode.

You can hear this line at 00:12:05.009 in the radio play.

Quote context

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- Oh, Doctor, you're too kind. No, no, no, no, no. As physician, these things concern me very closely.

- A doctor who hasn't got a first class pharmaceutical chemist to depend on is like a general fighting a battle without guns.

- I'm glad you give my profession its due.

- Still, such a high standard of service as you provide, of course, brings its own reward as well.

- You can't make less than a million francs a year.

- A profit? My dear Doctor, I wish I made half that.

- But that's absolute nonsense. You've no competitors?

- Oh, no, not one for ten miles or more.

- It's almost unbelievable. Was my predecessor not quite up to his work, between ourselves?

- Oh, Doctor Parpalaid was a most worthy man. We couldn't have got on better, but...

- But if you bound up his prescriptions at the year's end, they wouldn't have made a very big book, I suppose.

- You've hit it.

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