16 Movie Quotes about Online Dating (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Aug 3, 2026

Memorable quotes about online dating, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Well, as far as I'm concerned the Internet is just another way of being rejected by a woman.

Steve Zahn as George in You've Got Mail

2 What are you girls talking about? -Cybersex.

Jean Stapleton as Birdie in You've Got Mail

3 I tried to have cybersex once, but I kept getting a busy signal. -I know.

Jean Stapleton as Birdie in You've Got Mail

4 If she turns out even to be as good-looking as a mailbox, I'd be crazy not to turn my life upside down and marry her.

Tom Hanks as Joe Fox in You've Got Mail

5 The odd thing about this form of communication is that you're more likely to talk about nothing than something, but I just want to say that all this nothing has meant more to me than so many somethings. So, thanks.

Meg Ryan as Kathleen Kelly in You've Got Mail

6 Wait. A computer matched her with him? I don't think so.

Ben Kingsley as Cosmo in Sneakers (1992)

7 We'll call you a cab. -Thank you. This is my last computer date.

Ben Kingsley as Cosmo; Mary McDonnell as Liz Ogilvy in Sneakers (1992)

8 The guy could be a crackhead, a transvestite, a flasher, a junkie, a chain-saw murderer, or someone really sick, someone like my Rick.

Rosie Odonnell in Sleepless in Seattle

9 So, he can't write. Big deal. Verbal ability is a highly overrated thing in a guy and our pathetic need for it is what gets us into so much trouble.

Rosie Odonnell in Sleepless in Seattle

10 Are you tall? Are you short? Are your eyes blue? Are they brown? Don't tell me. What does it matter so long as our minds meet?

James Stewart as Alfred Kralik in The Shop Around the Corner (1940)