76 Paraprosdokian Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 5

Last updated on: June 30, 2025

A selection of paraprosdokian quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

41 If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Alec Guinness as Obi Wan Kenobi in Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

42 Mr. Bobby, there's no smoking in here. -It's all right, I'm a volunteer fireman.

Gary Cole as Reese Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

43 If you insist on ignoring what I've said to you, you leave us no choice but to use our Kung Fu.

Quote from Shaolin vs. Lama (1983)

44 I am becoming more powerful than any Jedi has ever dreamed of. And I'm doing it for you. To protect you.

Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

45 Yeah, I can fly.

Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark Iron Man in Iron Man (2008)

46 Headquarters! What is it? -Well, it's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now.

Quote from Airplane (1980)

47 Oh yes, I realize you will all be here now. Yet I don't look frightened, do I?

Quote from Fist of Fury (The Chinese Connection)

48 I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

49 It's impossible to hurt me. And if you think you can, then register here.