77 Paraprosdokian Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

A selection of paraprosdokian quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

41 I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

42 Ain't no thing like me, except me.

Bradley Cooper as Rocket The Racoon in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

43 It's impossible to hurt me. And if you think you can, then register here.

Quote from Shaolin vs. Lama (1983)

44 I'm, I'm a cat, he turned me into a cat! Help me, do something! I can't be a cat, I'm a boy!

Quote from Rock-a-Doodle

45 If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Alec Guinness as Obi Wan Kenobi in Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

46 I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Colonel John Matrix in Commando (1985)

47 Surely there must be something you can do. I'm doing everything I can. And stop calling me Shirley.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker; Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Rumack in Airplane (1980)

48 Surely you can't be serious? -I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker; Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Rumack in Airplane (1980)

49 It's with these I cut him. I am a chain belt in Kung Fu. Bruce Lee was my teacher. Watch this.

Eddie Murphy as Billy Ray Valentine in Trading places (1983)

50 This is crazy. This is crazy. No, no, no. Joy. Be positive. I am positive this is crazy!

Phyllis Smith as Sadness in Inside Out