77 Paraprosdokian Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

Updated: Sep 11, 2025

A selection of paraprosdokian quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

41 Mr. Bobby, there's no smoking in here. -It's all right, I'm a volunteer fireman.

Gary Cole as Reese Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

42 If you insist on ignoring what I've said to you, you leave us no choice but to use our Kung Fu.

Lo Jui as Sun Yu Ting in Shaolin vs. Lama (1983)

43 I am becoming more powerful than any Jedi has ever dreamed of. And I'm doing it for you. To protect you.

Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

44 Yeah, I can fly.

Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark Iron Man in Iron Man (2008)

45 Headquarters! What is it? -Well, it's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker; Julie Hagerty as Elaine Dickinson in Airplane (1980)

46 Oh yes, I realize you will all be here now. Yet I don't look frightened, do I?

Bruce Lee as Dubbed In English By Unknown Actor in Fist of Fury (The Chinese Connection)

47 I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

48 It's impossible to hurt me. And if you think you can, then register here.

Lo Jui as Sun Yu Ting in Shaolin vs. Lama (1983)

49 Do you know why the number 200 is so vitally descriptive to both you and me? It's your weight and my IQ.

Gene Hackman as Lex Luthor in Superman (1978)

50 I'm, I'm a cat, he turned me into a cat! Help me, do something! I can't be a cat, I'm a boy!

Glen Campbell as Chanticleer in Rock-a-Doodle

77 Paraprosdokian Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

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