25 Movie Quotes about Pie (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: May 22, 2026

Memorable quotes about pie, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

11 Think soothing thoughts. Rabid bats, black death. Mummy's scorpion pie. Mother!

Kathy Najimy as Mary Sanderson; Bette Midler as Winifred "Winnie" Sanderson; Winifred Winnie Sanderson; The Sanderson Sisters in Hocus Pocus

12 What else you wanna do for 'em, bake 'em a pie? Okay here.

Dan Aykroyd as Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser in Nothing but Trouble (1991)

13 I will always think of you. Oh, ma, I miss your apple pie. Ma, I miss your stew, but most of all, ma, I miss you.

Charles Nelson Reilly as Hunch in Rock-a-Doodle

14 Those aren't ordinary pies. Those are expando-whammo pies.

Quote from Darkwing Duck (1991)

15 Apple pie. Green apples sliced thin. Lard, flour, salt, water to bind. Sugar, cinnamon, a dab of butter. Three slashes on the crust, one for steam and two because your momma did it that way.

Roscoe Lee Browne as Jebediah Nightlinger in The Cowboys (1972)

16 Christopher Columbus! What a breakfast! Look! Kidney pie and sausage! Popovers and... and coffee! And everything!

June Allyson as Jo March; Rhoda Williams as Amy March in Little Women (1950)

17 I have been dieting all day long. My mom's apple pie is better than this stuff.

Pink Ladies in Grease (1978)

18 What is the meaning? Why no apple pie? -Yes, what is the meaning?

Quote from Swiss Miss (1938)

19 I don't steal off you and you don't off me, not even a pinch of pie.

Roscoe Lee Browne as Jebediah Nightlinger in The Cowboys (1972)

20 And a pie... -Glory be, what do I care for a stew or a pie? It's not for food I'm hungry... but for the sight of your face.

Quote from Anna Christie (1930)