20 Movie Quotes about Poker with Audio

Updated: Sep 2, 2026

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1 Yeah, well sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand.

Paul Newman as Lucas "Luke" Jackson in Cool Hand Luke

2 I'll never understand. All these books... a world of knowledge at your fingertips. What do you do? You play poker all night.

Morgan Freeman as William Somerset in Se7en (1995)

3 Is it a flush that beats a full house, or...? -No, that's a full house. -It's not my turn? -Believe me, I know about houses. I built mine out of straw. I'm not an idiot.

Quote from Hoodwinked!

4 How's about a little game of poker? Damp jacks wild? Gin rummy? Chemin defer? Whist? Old maid? Young maid? Tiddlywinks? Potsy maybe?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

5 Oh, I haven't the interest I once had in the piano. -Well, now I'm disappointed. You don't play anymore? -The only thing I play now is stud poker.

Jean Wallace as Susan Lowell in The Big Combo (1955)

6 There's three aces for you, boy! -Yeah, but I kind of wish you had been holdin' a full hand.

John Wayne as Captain Nathan Brittles; Ben Johnson as Sergeant Tyree in She Wore a Yellow Ribbon

7 Do you know what? He won $40 off me at poker, all the money I had. Then he takes me aside and gives them back to me, just so long as I never played poker again.

Quote from The Outcasts of Poker Flat (1954)

8 It's a island, dear, and a glorious one, because they have a queen and they have a royal family. -Oh, just like a poker game. -It's a full house.

Robin Williams as Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire in Mrs. Doubtfire

9 Tiger, for the hundredth time, we're playing poker.

Quote from An American Tail

10 Settle down if you can find someone who can beat you in poker.

Mary-Louise Parker as Ruth Jamison in Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)