17 Movie Quotes about Poker (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: May 15, 2025

Memorable quotes about poker, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Yeah, well sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand.

Paul Newman as Lucas "Luke" Jackson in Cool Hand Luke

2 Tiger, for the hundredth time, we're playing poker.

Phillip Glasser as Fievel Mousekewitz in An American Tail

3 It's a island, dear, and a glorious one, because they have a queen and they have a royal family. -Oh, just like a poker game. -It's a full house.

Robin Williams as Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire in Mrs. Doubtfire

4 Drank bourbon, smoked cigars. Played poker with the boys till quarter of 9:00 this morning. Came directly to the office. Never felt better in my life.

Marilyn Monroe as The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

5 There's three aces for you, boy! -Yeah, but I kind of wish you had been holdin' a full hand.

John Wayne as Captain Nathan Brittles; Ben Johnson as Sergeant Tyree in She Wore a Yellow Ribbon

6 Do you know what? He won $40 off me at poker, all the money I had. Then he takes me aside and gives them back to me, just so long as I never played poker again.

Laurence Olivier as Narrator in The Outcasts of Poker Flat (1954)

7 Oh, I haven't the interest I once had in the piano. -Well, now I'm disappointed. You don't play anymore? -The only thing I play now is stud poker.

Jean Wallace as Susan Lowell in The Big Combo (1955)

8 How's about a little game of poker? Damp jacks wild? Gin rummy? Chemin defer? Whist? Old maid? Young maid? Tiddlywinks? Potsy maybe?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

9 Poker Flat! May it burn in all the fires of hell!

Laurence Olivier as Narrator in The Outcasts of Poker Flat (1954)

10 Boy. It's been reported to me there's a poker game going on in room 420. Go up there and knock on the door and see if you can get me a seat. -Yes, sir.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

17 Movie Quotes about Poker (+ Sound Clips)

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