33 Movie Quotes about Pranks (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: July 6, 2025

Memorable quotes about pranks, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Now wait a minute. A little prank's one thing, but this is getting carried away.

Gopher in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

2 Remind me to glue his helmet shut when we get back.

Quote from Toy Story 2

3 Well, I don't know how you feel about Wall Street, Doctor, but I mailed this shoebox to JP Morgan with a time bomb in it. And it came back because of insufficient postage. Blew the whole roof off my boarding house.

Austin Pendleton as Earl Williams in The Front Page (1974)

4 OK, here's what you do. You just sneak up in front of 'em, and then honk. And they do the rest. Watch this.

Quote from Cars

5 I've been much too tolerant of these 'Who-venile' delinquents, and their innocent, victimless pranks.

Quote from How the Grinch Stole Christmas

6 Well, I'll give 'em a treasure. A worthless one. And a map to help 'em find it.

Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

7 Hee hee hee! Gets 'em every time.

Quote from The Lion King (1994)

8 Look at that! It's exactly two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head.

Jim Carrey as The Mask Stanley Ipkiss in The Mask (1994)

9 We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

Steve Oedekerk as The Chosen One and most of the original cast's voices in Kung Pow! Enter the Fist

10 Why, captain, cutting your hand off was only a childish prank, you might say. -Aye! But throwing it to the crocodile!

Quote from Peter Pan (1953)