15 Movie Quotes about Refunds (+ Sound Clips)

Memorable quotes about refunds, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.

Scott Weinger as Aladdin in Aladdin (1992)

2 No refunds after the first two minutes.

Dave Foley as Flik in A Bug's Life

3 You sold me a crummy watch. I want my money back.

Malcolm McDowell as Alex DeLarge in A Clockwork Orange

4 What about the guy you lobotomized? Did he get a refund?

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Douglas Quaid in Total Recall (1990)

5 Yes. This is not the best breakfast I ever ate and I'd like my money back.

Sean Penn as Jeff Spicoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

6 Now, I've played this scene before. You've probably seen it before. I ask you a question, you refuse to answer, so I hurt you a little more. Let's play it again.

Lee Van Cleef as John Peter McAllister in The Master (1984)

7 I don't want a refund. I want a seat in first class, where I was booked and ticketed over a month ago.

Steve Martin as Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

8 Hey, look! They're giving refunds in the alley.

Dave Thomas as Doug McKenzie in Strange Brew (1983)

9 In this business, you have no refunds, no returns, no discounts, no buybacks. All sales are final.

Liam Neeson as Bryan Mills in Taken (2008)

10 No. I'm telling you. Your brain will not know the difference. And that's guaranteed or your money back.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Douglas Quaid in Total Recall (1990)

15 Movie Quotes about Refunds (+ Sound Clips)

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