Rob Schneider Movie Quotes & Lines – 15 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 He doesn't know how to use the three seashells.

In Demolition Man

2 Oh, yes, they make terrific pair. They went together like lamb and tuna fish.

As Nazo in Big Daddy

3 You can do it! Cut his _ing head off!

In The Waterboy (1998)

4 Hip? Hip hop? Hip hop Anonymous?

As Nazo in Big Daddy

5 There should be same set of rules for everyone, no matter what age. He's got to learn how to lose, too.

As Nazo in Big Daddy

6 I deliver food for six years. Plus, I'm stripper. But I've put on weight, so it's problem.

As Nazo in Big Daddy

7 It's important when you eat at my restaurant, you never order BLT. You must trust me. Stay away from BLT.

As Nazo in Big Daddy

8 The waterboy's a cheater! Cut his head off!

In The Waterboy (1998)

9 Well, wake her _ up! We gotta win tomorrow!

In The Waterboy (1998)

10 You can do it! You can do it all night long!

In The Waterboy (1998)