15 Quotes by Rob Schneider (+ Sound Clips)

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1 He doesn't know how to use the three seashells.

Rob Schneider in Demolition Man

2 Oh, yes, they make terrific pair. They went together like lamb and tuna fish.

As Nazo in Big Daddy

3 You can do it! Cut his _ing head off!

Rob Schneider in The Waterboy (1998)

4 Hip? Hip hop? Hip hop Anonymous?

As Nazo in Big Daddy

5 There should be same set of rules for everyone, no matter what age. He's got to learn how to lose, too.

As Nazo in Big Daddy

6 I deliver food for six years. Plus, I'm stripper. But I've put on weight, so it's problem.

As Nazo in Big Daddy

7 It's important when you eat at my restaurant, you never order BLT. You must trust me. Stay away from BLT.

As Nazo in Big Daddy

8 The waterboy's a cheater! Cut his head off!

Rob Schneider in The Waterboy (1998)

9 Well, wake her _ up! We gotta win tomorrow!

Rob Schneider in The Waterboy (1998)

10 You can do it! You can do it all night long!

Rob Schneider in The Waterboy (1998)

15 Quotes by Rob Schneider (+ Sound Clips)

1 He doesn't know how to use the three seashells.

2 Oh, yes, they make terrific pair. They went together like lamb and tuna fish.

3 You can do it! Cut his _ing head off!

4 Hip? Hip hop? Hip hop Anonymous?

5 There should be same set of rules for everyone, no matter what age. He's got to learn how to lose, too.

6 I deliver food for six years. Plus, I'm stripper. But I've put on weight, so it's problem.

7 It's important when you eat at my restaurant, you never order BLT. You must trust me. Stay away from BLT.

8 The waterboy's a cheater! Cut his head off!

9 Well, wake her _ up! We gotta win tomorrow!

10 You can do it! You can do it all night long!

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