Robert Downey Jr.: 154 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Apr 14, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Robert Downey Jr., ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Miss me with that cracker chump jive! We di di mau! We di di mau!

As Kirk Lazarus in Tropic Thunder (2008)

2 Pump your brakes, kid. That man is a national treasure.

As Kirk Lazarus in Tropic Thunder (2008)

3 Look at you, man. Playing with grenades.

As Kirk Lazarus in Tropic Thunder (2008)

4 Ain't nothing but a thang.

As Kirk Lazarus in Tropic Thunder (2008)

5 Stop tailgating me, you pasty tea bag! I'm going potty. You want to hold my _?

As Kirk Lazarus in Tropic Thunder (2008)

6 Well, being an actor is no different than being a rugby player or a construction worker, save for the fact that my tools are the mechanisms that trigger human emotion.

As Kirk Lazarus in Tropic Thunder (2008)

7 Wherever he is? Looks like he's all over the place.

As Kirk Lazarus in Tropic Thunder (2008)

8 Yo, _! This mother_er's dead! Ain't no Criss Angel Mindfreak, David Blaine trapdoor horseshit jumping off here!

As Kirk Lazarus in Tropic Thunder (2008)

9 You went full retard, man. Never go full retard.

As Kirk Lazarus in Tropic Thunder (2008)

10 God damn it! We lost! We _ing super lost, man!

As Kirk Lazarus in Tropic Thunder (2008)