Demolition Man Quotes with Sound Clips

Demolition Man

Sound clips of the funniest quotes from the Demolition Man movie that you can use as ringtones or custom computer sounds.

Actors: Sylvester Stallone (John Spartan), Wesley Snipes (Simon Phoenix), Sandra Bullock (Lenina Huxley)

4 more actors, Nigel Hawthorne (Raymond Cocteau), Benjamin Bratt (Alfredo Garcia), Denis Leary (Edgar Friendly), Bill Cobbs (Zachary Lamb),

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1 Rat? This is a rat burger? Not bad. As a matter of fact, it's the best burger I've had in years.

John Spartan (Sylvester Stallone)

2 I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon, and butter and buckets of cheese, okay?

Edgar Friendly (Denis Leary)

3 The exchange of bodily fluids, do you know what that leads to? -Yes, I do. Kids, smoking, desire to raid the fridge.

John Spartan (Sylvester Stallone)

4 I'm an enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice.

Edgar Friendly (Denis Leary)

5 The city degenerated into a total fear zone. The citizenry cocooning in their homes, afraid to go out. People just wanted the madness over.

Raymond Cocteau (Nigel Hawthorne)

6 I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay pal?

Edgar Friendly (Denis Leary)

7 Not bad for a 74-year-old.

Lenina Huxley (Sandra Bullock)

8 The rampant exchange of bodily fluids was one of the major reasons for the downfall of society. After AIDS, there was NRS, after NRS there was UBT.

Lenina Huxley (Sandra Bullock)

9 He says I saved his life, which I'm not even sure I did. And my reward is dinner and dancing at Pizza Hut?

John Spartan (Sylvester Stallone)

10 Anyway, where the hell did you learn to kick like that? -Jackie Chan movies.

Lenina Huxley (Sandra Bullock), John Spartan (Sylvester Stallone)

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