Demolition Man Quotes with Sound Clips

Demolition Man

Sound clips of the funniest quotes from the Demolition Man movie that you can use as ringtones or custom computer sounds.

Actors: Sylvester Stallone (John Spartan), Wesley Snipes (Simon Phoenix), Sandra Bullock (Lenina Huxley), Nigel Hawthorne (Raymond Cocteau), Benjamin Bratt (Alfredo Garcia), Denis Leary (Edgar Friendly), Bill Cobbs (Zachary Lamb),

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Anyway, where the hell did you learn to kick like that? -Jackie Chan movies.

Now, don't you have a job to do? Isn't there a thought repeating in that barbaric brain of yours?

There is, of course, a well-known and documented connection between sex and violence. Not so much a causal effect, but a general state of neurological arousal.

We're not used to physical-contact greetings.

I've seen the future. You know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around his beige pijamas drinking a banana-broccoli shake and singing I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener.

Chief you can take this job and you can shovel it. Hmm?

I don't know. Lately I just don't feel like there's anything special about me.

I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section.

I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, gee, should I have the T-Bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with a side order of gravy fries?

Look at you, you're in shambles. -Don't worry, I can fix it later. All I need is a needle and thread.

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