Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

Funny quotes from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964), featuring audio clips.

Actors: GJohn Call (Santa Claus), Vincent Beck (Voldar), Leonard Hicks (Kimar)

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1 Oh, I never saw such lazy people, standing around like statues. There's work to be done. Let's get to it.
2 You are the laziest man on Mars. Why are you sleeping during working hours?
3 I'm against it. Our children are fine the way they are. I don't want any Santa Claus bringing them toys and games. They'll start playing and laughing and running under foot. They'll become a nuisance.
4 No, no. I'm not tired. But my finger is. It's been pressing buttons all day long. Well, I think I'll go in and put my finger to bed.
5 Earth has had Santa Claus long enough. We will bring him to Mars.
6 Son, from the bottom of my heart, I wish you and yours the very best of everything.
7 Stop playing with toys. Put it away. We have a weapon that's much more potent than that.
8 The children must be allowed to be children again. They must learn to play. They must learn what it means to have fun.
9 They have children's bodies, but with adult minds. They do not have a childhood.
10 But there are millions of people down there. It's like looking for a speck of space dust in a comet's tail.
 
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