13 Movie Quotes about Self Mockery (+ Sound Clips)

Memorable quotes about self mockery, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 And who are you? -I a man who's never tied his own shoes before.

Eddie Murphy in Coming to America (1988)

2 You listen to me, my boy. I've made a living out of being a failure. And you, sir, are not a failure!

Jonathan Harris as Manny The Praying Mantis in A Bug's Life

3 That's the trouble. I can't make up my mind. I haven't got a brain. Only straw.

Ray Bolger as Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz (1939)

4 By the way, I realize that I have a large mole on my face.

Mike Myers as Austin Powers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

5 God's not on our side 'cause he hates idiots also.

Clint Eastwood as The Man With No Name in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

6 Dumb-bunny? -That's slang for mentally retarded American girls, like me.

John Wayne as Dan Roman in The High and the Mighty (1954)

7 Look at my face. Wouldn't you walk away?

Jan Sterling as Sally McKee in The High and the Mighty (1954)

8 I mean, look at me. I look like a schlemiel.

Judd Hirsch as Julius Levinson in Independence Day (1996)

9 When I looked into that mirror, I knew I'd always be ugly. I said, Lady, you'll always be plain.

Betsy Palmer as Pamela Voorhees in Friday the 13th (1980)

10 Well, you can't miss me.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

13 Movie Quotes about Self Mockery (+ Sound Clips)

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