13 Movie Quotes about Self Mockery (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: March 30, 2021

Memorable quotes about self mockery, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 And who are you? -I a man who's never tied his own shoes before.

Eddie Murphy as Prince Akeem in Coming to America (1988)

2 You listen to me, my boy. I've made a living out of being a failure. And you, sir, are not a failure!

Jonathan Harris as Manny The Praying Mantis in A Bug's Life

3 That's the trouble. I can't make up my mind. I haven't got a brain. Only straw.

Ray Bolger as Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz (1939)

4 By the way, I realize that I have a large mole on my face.

Quote from Austin Powers in Goldmember

5 God's not on our side 'cause he hates idiots also.

Clint Eastwood as The Man With No Name in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

6 Dumb-bunny? -That's slang for mentally retarded American girls, like me.

Quote from The High and the Mighty (1954)

7 Look at my face. Wouldn't you walk away?

Jan Sterling as Sally McKee in The High and the Mighty (1954)

8 I mean, look at me. I look like a schlemiel.

Judd Hirsch as Julius Levinson in Independence Day (1996)

9 When I looked into that mirror, I knew I'd always be ugly. I said, Lady, you'll always be plain.

Quote from Friday the 13th (1980)

10 Well, you can't miss me.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)