Sergeant Crapgame Movie Quotes & Lines – 10 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Oct 10, 2025

Find and rate the best quotes by Sergeant Crapgame, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Listen, I got a little favor to ask of you. Will you stop crying, I haven't even asked you yet.

Don Rickles in Kelly's Heroes

2 I could've been in the States playing Ping-Pong, volleyball, plenty of broads. Who the hell needs all this?

Don Rickles in Kelly's Heroes

3 The damn thing is heavier than Kelsey's burgers.

Don Rickles in Kelly's Heroes

4 Hey, sweetheart, have yourself a bottle of booze, you're beautiful.

Don Rickles in Kelly's Heroes

5 He hasn't reported him dead yet. You see, I've been collecting his whiskey.

Don Rickles in Kelly's Heroes

6 It's a top-line outfit. I personally recommend these guys.

Don Rickles in Kelly's Heroes

7 What kind is it? -The kind that blows up. How the hell do I know what kind it is?

Don Rickles in Kelly's Heroes

8 Now I got to lift up this cannon. Carry it all the way to the front line some place.

Don Rickles in Kelly's Heroes

9 Hey, this is your hour of glory, and you're chickening out.

Don Rickles in Kelly's Heroes

10 Business is business. Right?

Don Rickles in Kelly's Heroes