22 Movie Quotes about Shirts (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Mar 20, 2025

Memorable quotes about shirts, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 No shirts. No shoes. No dice.

Sean Penn as Jeff Spicoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

2 That shirt ought to be tighter. Take it off and I'll boil it.

John Wayne as Hondo Lane in The Train Robbers

3 What? -You better fix your shirt there young fellow.

Danny Webb as Woody Woodpecker in Woody Woodpecker and Friends

4 Just as I thought. You birds are all in on this thing, and you're all trying to keep me from finding my shirt.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

5 And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!

Daniel Franzese as Damian Leigh in Mean Girls (2004)

6 And this ain't the Army. You are a sailor! So get out of that frizzly Army-looking shirt and stop smoking that dope! You hear me?

Marlon Brando as Colonel Walter Kurtz in Apocalypse Now

7 You know, I think we got more food on your shirt than we did in your mouth.

Sigourney Weaver as Dana Barrett in Ghostbusters II

8 Good, you've got good taste. Let me take off my shirt.

Quote from Drunken Dragon

9 There are definite dos and don'ts, good buddy, of wearing a bold-striped shirt. A bold-striped shirt calls for solid-colored or discretely patterned suits and ties.

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

10 Who is gonna mug two black fellas holding pistols, sat in a car that's worth less than your shirt?

Jason Statham as Turkish in Snatch

22 Movie Quotes about Shirts (+ Sound Clips)

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