Shooter McGavin: 15 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Shooter McGavin, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 What'd you expect? Norman spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff.

Christopher McDonald in Happy Gilmore

2 Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.

Christopher McDonald in Happy Gilmore

3 Don't worry about your grandma. She can live with me, be my maid.

Christopher McDonald in Happy Gilmore

4 And I just want you to know that, although only one of you gets to be my colleague, all of you are now my friends.

Christopher McDonald in Happy Gilmore

5 You know what else could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his _.

Christopher McDonald in Happy Gilmore

6 I didn't get a chance to see him play. I was too busy winning.

Christopher McDonald in Happy Gilmore

7 There is no shame in throwing in the towel. When it comes to your health, you can't be too cautious.

Christopher McDonald in Happy Gilmore

8 Jeez, you know what would be great? If I could get a Pepsi... Oh, miss? Diet.

Christopher McDonald in Happy Gilmore

9 Just stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.

Christopher McDonald in Happy Gilmore

10 You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of _ like you for breakfast.

Christopher McDonald in Happy Gilmore