117 Movie Quotes about Short People (Sound Clips) - page 11

Updated: Sep 15, 2025

Memorable quotes about short people, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

101 You're dearest friends. After your wife left you for the circus midget and Jack told everyone he drove her to New England to the diphtheria clinic.

Quote from Last Action Hero

102 Destroy the small human. I command it!

Shockwave in The Transformers (1984)

103 She's nothing to me. I prefer a full-sized woman.

Quote from The Masque of the Red Death

104 It wouldn't be so bad if I used to be tall, but I've been small ever since I was knee-high to a knee.

John Fiedler as Piglet in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

105 You're the king? Ha-ha-ha! A likely story. You're not even king-size.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

106 Thumbelina, maybe if you had high heels, Thumbelina.

Quote from Thumbelina (1994)

107 Oh, I love your suits. It must be a _ gettin' a size 68 extra-fat and a 12 dwarf.

Burt Reynolds as Bandit in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

108 What is she, an almost?

Quote from Jack Frost (1979)

109 Hey, what do you think we've got here? Midgets?

Quote from At War with the Army (1950)

110 You know that. I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

Quote from Sling Blade (1996)