470 Simile Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 6

Updated: Sep 4, 2025

A selection of simile quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

51 It's like tryin' to drive a toaster through a car wash.

Kevin Bacon as Jack Swigert in Apollo 13

52 Pretends he's Jewish. Wishes he was Jewish. Even tells his family they're Jewish, but he's about as Jewish as he is a _ing monkey.

Jason Statham as Turkish in Snatch

53 The sonic beam in this gun can slice like a hot knife through the high-priced spread.

Julie Newmar as Catwoman in Batman (1966)

54 Not too fast, Robin. In good Batclimbing, as in good driving, one must never sacrifice safety for speed.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

55 He was skinny and twisted and evil, like this petrified tree I saw when I was a kid.

Quote from Jennifer's Body

56 And as a pimp, I shall blend into Beverly Hills like MSG into miso soup.

Chris Farley as Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja

57 Your lies bounce off me like ping-pong balls.

Chris Farley as Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja

58 Men are lucky we don't bite off their head after mating. Certain insects do that, you know? Like spiders and stuff? We at least let you live. What are you complaining about?

Julie Delpy as Céline in Before Sunrise

59 'The years shall run like rabbits.'

Ethan Hawke as Jesse in Before Sunrise

60 Have these men ever told you that your eyes are like two Chinese coins with dollops of caviar in the center?

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid