513 Simile Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

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A selection of simile quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

51 He enters Rome like a conquering hero. But what has he conquered?

Derek Jacobi as Senator Gracchus in Gladiator (2000)

52 I feel like a little worm on a big _ing hook.

Skank From The Crow in The Crow (1994)

53 Different people believe all sorts of different things. Some believe in heaven or hell. Some think we come back as little children and some think we just wink out like a candle flame when the wind blows hard.

Dale Midkiff as Louis Creed in Pet Sematary (1989)

54 Well, this coffee tastes like rocket fuel. -Then it's not coffee. It's tea.

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson; Penny Singleton as Jane Jetson in The Jetsons

55 It's like tryin' to drive a toaster through a car wash.

Kevin Bacon as Jack Swigert in Apollo 13

56 Pretends he's Jewish. Wishes he was Jewish. Even tells his family they're Jewish, but he's about as Jewish as he is a _ing monkey.

Jason Statham as Turkish in Snatch

57 The sonic beam in this gun can slice like a hot knife through the high-priced spread.

Julie Newmar as Catwoman in Batman (1966)

58 Not too fast, Robin. In good Batclimbing, as in good driving, one must never sacrifice safety for speed.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

59 He was skinny and twisted and evil, like this petrified tree I saw when I was a kid.

Megan Fox as Jennifer Check in Jennifer's Body

60 And as a pimp, I shall blend into Beverly Hills like MSG into miso soup.

Chris Farley as Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja