136 Movie Quotes about Smoking (Sound Clips) - page 5

Updated: Jul 6, 2025

Memorable quotes about smoking, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

41 Excuse me, madam. Being so partial to the weed myself, I sometimes forget that it disagrees with others.

Thomas Mitchell as Doc Boone in Stagecoach (1939)

42 No wonder - smoking those big black cigars, they're too strong for you. Certainly.

Oliver Hardy as Ollie in A Chump at Oxford

43 No. No smoking. Not in here. Varda truffle?

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

44 Doll, if you're gonna smoke, you gotta learn to carry matches.

Sterling Hayden as Dix Handley in The Asphalt Jungle (1950)

45 Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. -Oh, good. -Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now.

John Candy as Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

46 I'm onto a five-year plan. I eliminated the cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then to chewing tobacco, then I'm onto that nicotine gum.

John Candy as Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

47 This is it, man. This is what your grandchildren are gonna be smoking. Future. The future.

James Franco as Saul Silver in Pineapple Express

48 Why not? Car chase, gunshots. That clearly just happened because we were smoking marijuana.

Seth Rogen as Dale Denton in Pineapple Express

49 That's right. None of you Americans smoke anymore. You all live long, dull, uninteresting lives.

Quote from Black Hawk Down

50 I like to make sure that all my people maintain sound cardiovascular fitness. We don't drink, and we sure as hell don't smoke.

John C. McGinley as Ben Harp in Point Break (1991)