Stacy Keach: 11 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 The TV set itself is the marijuana.

As Sgt. Stedenko in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

2 Dope, drugs, weed, grass, toot, smack, quackers, uppers, downers, all-arounders. You name it, we want it.

As Sgt. Stedenko in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

3 We don't need tickets. We are brothers of the faith, Kemo Sabe.

As Sgt. Stedenko in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

4 Son of a _. Look at the... Some _ pissed on my leg.

As Sgt. Stedenko in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

5 You're an utter failure. You make me sick.

As Sgt. Stedenko in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

6 I tell you, I do a lot of financial planning. When it comes to money, you can't take the future for granted.

In Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

7 But all the money in the world means little if you don't have loved ones to share it with.

In Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

8 When I think of the time and the money I've wasted on your training, and you still turn out to be a blithering idiot.

As Sgt. Stedenko in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

9 Damn it. You stupid idiot. Look, you idiot. You are a stupid, stupid man.

As Sgt. Stedenko in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

10 God, I will never, ever, never take a bald-headed man in the department again.

As Sgt. Stedenko in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke