83 Movie Quotes about Teachers (+ Sound Clips)

Memorable quotes about teachers, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Unfortunately he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep.

Ian McDiarmid as Palpatine Darth Sidious in Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

2 I have poured all my knowledge into you.

Jean-Claude Van Damme as Frank Dux in Bloodsport

3 That's about the kind of talk I'd expect from the guy who taught these two.

Robert Stack as Agent Flemming in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

4 What's Mongolian? -What am I, your math teacher?

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn; Frank Gorshin as Pete Puma in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

5 It ain't over till the fat professor sings!

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

6 I want to have the best teacher. But if you can't beat me at Kung Fu, how can I ever expect to learn anything from you?

Lo Jui as Sun Yu Ting in Shaolin vs. Lama (1983)

7 Teacher, he died too early. He died while the school was still so young.

Bruce Lee as Dubbed In English By Unknown Actor in Fist of Fury (The Chinese Connection)

8 And the first thing you gotta learn if you're gonna be a racecar driver is you don't listen to losers like your know-it-all teacher overe here.

Gary Cole as Reese Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

9 He'll teach you everything. He'll teach you how to pee.

Lee Ermey as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket

10 I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.

Lizzy Caplan as Janis Ian in Mean Girls (2004)