The Riddler: 22 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by The Riddler, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 What is it that is always coming, but never arrives? -Tomorrow. But when it arrives, it is today.

Frank Gorshin in Batman (1966)

2 Royalty? You've never met royalty? And just whom do you think stands before you, my cherub?

Frank Gorshin in Batman (1966)

3 Did you hear about Greta Garbo? She dreamed one night she sprinkled six boxes of grass seed in her hair, and woke up moaning, I vant to be a lawn.

Frank Gorshin in Batman (1966)

4 Ho-ho! What is it that no man wants to have yet no man wants to lose? -A lawsuit.

Frank Gorshin in Batman (1966)

5 There are four of us against the two of you. But we're not afraid.

Frank Gorshin in Batman (1966)

6 Thanks, Kenny. You're the best partner in crime I ever had.

Frank Gorshin in Batman (1966)

7 Good morning. -Late morning is more like it. You know I detest tardiness.

Frank Gorshin in Batman (1966)

8 Sorry, my dear rats to disturb you all slumber, but I believe you are working for me. Then sleep on your own time!

Frank Gorshin in Batman (1966)

9 Rise and shine!

Frank Gorshin in Batman (1966)

10 But before I start you spinning, I'd like to spill off one last riddle. You might have about a minute to solve it before you die.

Frank Gorshin in Batman (1966)