Tom Arnold Movie Quotes & Lines – 20 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

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11 Yeah, well, you're not her parents anymore, you and Helen. Her parents are Axl Rose and Madonna. The five minutes a day you spend with her can't compete with that kind of constant bombardment.

As Albert Gibson in True Lies

12 Don't be ridiculous. She's only... What is she now? She's only 14 years old. -She's 14. Her little hormones are going like a fire alarm.

As Harry Tasker in True Lies

13 You know what? We're gonna catch some terrorists. We're gonna beat the crap out of them. You're gonna feel a hell of a lot better.

As Albert Gibson in True Lies

14 An unauthorized wiretap's a felony, pard. You know what... -And we're doing it 20 times a day, so don't give me that crap. Do it.

As Harry Tasker in True Lies

15 The guy is a goddamn used car salesman. I mean this keeps getting better and better!

As Albert Gibson in True Lies

16 We got a pretty good lock-up on the infrared. Yeah, she's got her head in the guy's lap all right. Yahoo! -Maybe she's sleepy.

As Albert Gibson in True Lies

17 So, is cheating a common thing for you? -No, never. -So you're telling me this was your first time?

Jamie Lee Curtis as Helen Tasker; Tom Arnold as Albert Gibson in True Lies

18 You know what? I'm sick of being in the van. You guys are gonna be in the van next time. I've been in the van for 15 years, Harry.

As Albert Gibson in True Lies

19 Harry, seconds count, buddy. Ditch the _.

As Albert Gibson in True Lies

20 What are you talking about? I'm as clean as a preacher's sheets. I'm as clean as a baby's...

As Albert Gibson in True Lies

Tom Arnold Movie Quotes & Lines – 20 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

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