Tom Arnold: 20 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

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11 An unauthorized wiretap's a felony, pard. You know what... -And we're doing it 20 times a day, so don't give me that crap. Do it.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Harry Tasker; Tom Arnold as Albert Gibson in True Lies

12 The guy is a goddamn used car salesman. I mean this keeps getting better and better!

As Albert Gibson in True Lies

13 We got a pretty good lock-up on the infrared. Yeah, she's got her head in the guy's lap all right. Yahoo! -Maybe she's sleepy.

As Albert Gibson in True Lies

14 So, is cheating a common thing for you? -No, never. -So you're telling me this was your first time?

Jamie Lee Curtis as Helen Tasker; Tom Arnold as Albert Gibson in True Lies

15 You know what? I'm sick of being in the van. You guys are gonna be in the van next time. I've been in the van for 15 years, Harry.

As Albert Gibson in True Lies

16 Harry, seconds count, buddy. Ditch the _.

As Albert Gibson in True Lies

17 Kids... 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery. I got married three times, but at least I was never dumb enough to have any.

As Albert Gibson in True Lies

18 You know what? I say we concentrate on work, buddy. That's what I do every time my life turns to dog _. I concentrate on work, and that gets me by. All right, buddy? It's gonna be great.

As Albert Gibson in True Lies

19 Don't be ridiculous. She's only... What is she now? She's only 14 years old. -She's 14. Her little hormones are going like a fire alarm.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Harry Tasker; Tom Arnold as Albert Gibson in True Lies

20 What are you talking about? I'm as clean as a preacher's sheets. I'm as clean as a baby's...

As Albert Gibson in True Lies