Mister Ed Quotes with Sound Clips

Mister Ed Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound bites of famous quotes, funny lines and sound effects from the Mister Ed (1958-1966) TV Series that you can use as ringtones or share them with your friends on social networks etc.

Actors: Allan Lane (Mister Ed), Alan Young (Wilbur Post), Connie Hines (Carol Post), Larry Keating (Roger Addison)

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1 Eat like a horse, look like a horse.

— Mister Ed (Allan Lane)

2 How you gonna convince anyone the other voice on that tape is a horse?

— Mister Ed (Allan Lane)

3 Don't pay him. This is Beethoven talking.

— Mister Ed (Allan Lane)

4 Females are tricky creatures. They don't have teeth but fangs, not nails but claws, and instead of a heart, a charger plate.

5 I only talk to you and dumb animals.

— Mister Ed (Allan Lane)

6 He's got less personality than a dead mackerel.

— Mister Ed (Allan Lane)

7 How come you look for dime here when you drop there? -Well, you never know how far money will go these days.

— Mister Ed (Allan Lane)

8 I can talk while I drink a glass of water.

— Mister Ed (Allan Lane)

9 Let's compromise. Supposing we leave just a couple of things behind? -Right. Two wives.

10 People will believe anything.

— Mister Ed (Allan Lane)

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