The Honeymooners (1955)

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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2441 You know... she's not a bad lady.
2442 You make up an excuse. And in the meantime, you get the job.
2443 You may wonder why I'm chuckling when you asked me my address. Now, we must've hired a thousand maids, and they always ask the same question. 'What's your address?'
2444 You mean he won't be able to play golf Sunday? -I'm afraid not. The doctor says he won't be able to play for about a couple of months, so he asked me to drop by and tell you how sorry he was to disappoint you.
2445 You mean I'm not dying? -Of course not.
2446 You mean if I give you back that money, you'll let me go? -That's right. -Right away, pal.
2447 You mean to tell me that you interrupted me when I'm ordering a motorboat with three...
2448 You mean to tell me they tax gambling winnings? -Sure, it's income, ain't it?
2449 You mean, all I have to do is sign this and I can go out and go home and there's nothing else? -That's all. -Oh, baby.
2450 You mean, he offered him a job on the basis of his suggestions? -Oh, sure he did.
 
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