9 Movie Quotes about Umpires with AudioBrowse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 I am a vampire. -Oh, yeah? Well, abracadabra. I'm an umpire. Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters 2 The umpire's blind! The umpire's blind! Quote from The Tex Avery Show 3 Look, I'm the umpire. You just cut the plate with a fast one and I call it a ball. What would you do? Quote from Meet John Doe (1941) 4 What'd you do, fix the umpire? Quote from Scarface (1983) 5 I seem to remember last week somebody throwing a rosin bag in my face. Told me to get my fat _ back behind the plate. Was that you or the umpire? Quote from A League of Their Own 6 Kill the umpire! Get him out of there! Kill the umpire! Kill the um... Quote from The Tex Avery Show 7 There was umpires, umpires everywhere and the pitcher hadn't thrown a ball. Quote from Destination Freedom 8 Here was and umpire callin' two strikes on a man before he gets to bat. Quote from Destination Freedom 9 That ghostly umpire kept callin' two strikes, but this Robinson usually got a hold of the third one, like that time in Florida. Quote from Destination Freedom