9 Movie Quotes about Umpires (+ Sound Clips)

Memorable quotes about umpires, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 I am a vampire. -Oh, yeah? Well, abracadabra. I'm an umpire.

Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

2 The umpire's blind! The umpire's blind!

Quote from The Tex Avery Show

3 Look, I'm the umpire. You just cut the plate with a fast one and I call it a ball. What would you do?

Quote from Meet John Doe (1941)

4 What'd you do, fix the umpire?

Quote from Scarface (1983)

5 I seem to remember last week somebody throwing a rosin bag in my face. Told me to get my fat _ back behind the plate. Was that you or the umpire?

Quote from A League of Their Own

6 Kill the umpire! Get him out of there! Kill the umpire! Kill the um...

Quote from The Tex Avery Show

7 There was umpires, umpires everywhere and the pitcher hadn't thrown a ball.

Quote from Destination Freedom

8 Here was and umpire callin' two strikes on a man before he gets to bat.

Quote from Destination Freedom

9 That ghostly umpire kept callin' two strikes, but this Robinson usually got a hold of the third one, like that time in Florida.

Quote from Destination Freedom