19 Movie Quotes about Undertakers with Audio – Page 2

Updated: May 26, 2026

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11 But you won't enjoy any of that money, not a penny. If there's justice in the world, that money will go to the undertakers. Every penny of it.

Quote from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

12 As the saying goes in our profession, the early worm gets the bird.

John Carradine as Beckum in The Shootist

13 Hey, what do you do, anyhow? -I'm an undertaker.

Quote from Bonnie and Clyde (1967)

14 Mr. Books. -Yes, sir? -I'm Hezekiah Beckum, the undertaker, sir.

John Carradine as Beckum in The Shootist

15 But there was a funeral. People came, there were flowers, an undertaker... -Yes.

Quote from Fugue in C Minor (Suspense)

16 War, it's got one friend, that's the undertaker

Quote from Rush Hour (1998)

17 War, friend only to the undertaker.

Quote from Rush Hour (1998)

18 I see you had that undertaker of a manservant follow me. How typical.

Quote from Titanic (1997)

19 We're not murderers, in spite of what this undertaker says.

Quote from The Godfather (1972)