No, Sir. But if you find a bottle of cognac and open it, I'll help you drink it.

8 seconds sound clip from the Patton (1970) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:38:18 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Just a minute, sir. Since they're sure to give you another command, isn't it logical that they'd relieve you here first?

- You mean command of all the American troops going into Europe?

- It's a possibility. I know it's been discussed from time to time.

- Well, the logic of it is so obvious, it couldn't mean anything else.

- Sir, I'm going to open this bottle of wine.

- No, Sir. But if you find a bottle of cognac and open it, I'll help you drink it.

- How you feeling tonight, General?

- Not bad. Not bad at all.

- Get me some writing paper, will you, George?

- Yes, sir. (10)

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