Stalag 17 (1953) Quotes with Sound Clips

Stalag 17 (1953) Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound clips of the best quotes from the 1953 movie Stalag 17.

Actors: William Holden (J.J. Sefton), Don Taylor (James Dunbar), Otto Preminger (Colonel von Scherbach)

3 more actors

, Robert Strauss (Stanislas Animal Kuzawa), Harvey Lembeck (Harry Shapiro), Peter Graves (Frank Price)

1 Heh, look at them, lieutenant. Everybody is a clown. How do you expect to win the war mit an army of clowns? -We sort of hope you'll laugh yourselves to death.

— James Dunbar (Don Taylor)

2 Just one question. Did you calculate the risk?

— J.J. Sefton (William Holden)

3 Mr. Management, what are you trying to do? Embalm us while we're still alive?

— Harry Shapiro (Harvey Lembeck)

4 I wasn't so sure. I just liked the odds.

— J.J. Sefton (William Holden)

5 Next time we write to your folks, you know what you're gonna say? You're gonna say that you don't wanna be no lawyer. That you wanna be a musician, maybe, huh? And play the flute. Yeah, Joey?

— Stanislas Animal Kuzawa (Robert Strauss)

6 According to the Geneva Convention, this man... -Is there anything in the Geneva Convention that'll let a guy sleep?

— James Dunbar (Don Taylor)

7 But it's not just your legs. I'm crazy about that little nose of yours. That cute little button of a nose.

— Stanislas Animal Kuzawa (Robert Strauss)

8 Great American hero, from Cleveland, Ohio. Enlisted right after Pearl Harbor. When was Pearl Harbor? Or don't you know that? -December 7th, '41. -What time? -Six o'clock. I was having dinner. -Six o'clock in Berlin. They were having lunch in Cleveland.

— J.J. Sefton (William Holden)

9 I've been crazy about you for years. I've seen every picture you ever made, six times. I'd just sit there, watching you. I wouldn't even open up the popcorn bag.

— Stanislas Animal Kuzawa (Robert Strauss)

10 Law school? Hey, you don't want to be no stinking lawyer with a stinking briefcase in a stinking office, do you, Joey? Nah.

— Stanislas Animal Kuzawa (Robert Strauss)

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