61 Movie Quotes about Weed (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

Updated: Sep 20, 2025

Memorable quotes about weed, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

21 You mean we're smoking dog _, man?

Cheech Marin as Pedro De Pacas in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

22 Dope, drugs, weed, grass, toot, smack, quackers, uppers, downers, all-arounders. You name it, we want it.

Stacy Keach as Sgt. Stedenko in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

23 Oh, no! That's our best herbal formula!

Quote from Spirited Away

24 Maybe the pope smokes grass.

Quote from Kojak

25 Oh dear, if you want a good smoke, try one of these.

Quote from Reefer Madness (1936)

26 Didn't take that new kid long to catch on. -Don't take any of them long.

Quote from Reefer Madness (1936)

27 Excuse me, madam. Being so partial to the weed myself, I sometimes forget that it disagrees with others.

Thomas Mitchell as Doc Boone in Stagecoach (1939)

28 Look here in his office drawer, he's got all the bad drugs here: marijuana joints, pills, quaaludes, Valium, yellow ones, red ones, cocaine grinder, drug needles...

Dan Aykroyd as Louis Winthorpe in Trading places (1983)

29 Take the weed and leave the money.

Quote from Shottas

30 Already had two packs today, huh? My blind grandmother could see that guy never had a weed in his hand in his life.

Quote from Batman (1966)