61 Movie Quotes about Weed (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

Updated: Sep 20, 2025

Memorable quotes about weed, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

21 You mean we're smoking dog _, man?

Cheech Marin as Pedro De Pacas in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

22 Dope, drugs, weed, grass, toot, smack, quackers, uppers, downers, all-arounders. You name it, we want it.

Stacy Keach as Sgt. Stedenko in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

23 Oh, no! That's our best herbal formula!

Daveigh Chase as Chihiro Ogino in Spirited Away

24 Maybe the pope smokes grass.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak in Kojak

25 Oh dear, if you want a good smoke, try one of these.

Dorothy Short as Mary Lane in Reefer Madness (1936)

26 Didn't take that new kid long to catch on. -Don't take any of them long.

Dorothy Short as Mary Lane in Reefer Madness (1936)

27 Excuse me, madam. Being so partial to the weed myself, I sometimes forget that it disagrees with others.

Thomas Mitchell as Doc Boone in Stagecoach (1939)

28 Look here in his office drawer, he's got all the bad drugs here: marijuana joints, pills, quaaludes, Valium, yellow ones, red ones, cocaine grinder, drug needles...

Dan Aykroyd as Louis Winthorpe in Trading places (1983)

29 Take the weed and leave the money.

Ky-Mani Marley as Biggs in Shottas

30 Already had two packs today, huh? My blind grandmother could see that guy never had a weed in his hand in his life.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

61 Movie Quotes about Weed (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

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