61 Movie Quotes about Weed (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

Updated: Sep 20, 2025

Memorable quotes about weed, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

41 Is it really that rare? -It's like, the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn with, like, a bomb.

James Franco as Saul Silver in Pineapple Express

42 Ahh. So, let me see. Hmm. Very interesting, I see your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed and all types of ill _. -Yeah.

Quote from Don't Be a Menace

43 Hey, we haven't many more smokes. You'd better go on over and get some.

Quote from Reefer Madness (1936)

44 And we can express only the hope that your experiences may not alone keep you, but thousands of others, from the vicious pitfalls of marihuana.

Quote from Reefer Madness (1936)

45 Anybody that would take one of these, puff on it and then throw it away careless like...oughta have the lickin' of his life.

Quote from The Tex Avery Show

46 You suggested that already. -For real, B? -Marijuana affects the memory.

Dave Chappelle as Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

47 Man, that first day of sobriety sucked. And I realized something. I was a real irritable guy when I wasn't smoking marijuana.

Dave Chappelle as Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

48 But let me tell you something. I love weed, okay? I love it. But not as much as I love _.

Dave Chappelle as Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

49 It was like that every time I got caught buying weed. Same thing, man. I didn't trust the guy, I felt funny about him, but I wanted to believe him. Because if he's not lying and it really is Thai stick then it's great. But no, it's never Thai stick.

Steve Buscemi as Mister Pink in Reservoir Dogs (1992)

50 I don't know if you remember back in '86, there was a major _in' drought. Nobody had anything. People were living on resin, smoking the wood in their pipes for months.

Tim Roth as Mister Orange in Reservoir Dogs (1992)

61 Movie Quotes about Weed (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

41 Is it really that rare? -It's like, the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn with, like, a bomb.

42 Ahh. So, let me see. Hmm. Very interesting, I see your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed and all types of ill _. -Yeah.

43 Hey, we haven't many more smokes. You'd better go on over and get some.

44 And we can express only the hope that your experiences may not alone keep you, but thousands of others, from the vicious pitfalls of marihuana.

45 Anybody that would take one of these, puff on it and then throw it away careless like...oughta have the lickin' of his life.

46 You suggested that already. -For real, B? -Marijuana affects the memory.

47 Man, that first day of sobriety sucked. And I realized something. I was a real irritable guy when I wasn't smoking marijuana.

48 But let me tell you something. I love weed, okay? I love it. But not as much as I love _.

49 It was like that every time I got caught buying weed. Same thing, man. I didn't trust the guy, I felt funny about him, but I wanted to believe him. Because if he's not lying and it really is Thai stick then it's great. But no, it's never Thai stick.

50 I don't know if you remember back in '86, there was a major _in' drought. Nobody had anything. People were living on resin, smoking the wood in their pipes for months.

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