23 Quotes by Wilbur The Albatross (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: August 11, 2025

Sound clips of the most hilarious lines of Wilbur the Albatross, the goofy yet loyal albatross from The Rescuers Down Under, in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 I will not ever sit on those eggs!

John Candy as Wilbur The Albatross in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

2 Oh no. Wait a minute. Hold it. I know what you're thinking. And you're wrong. Don't even... No! Don't look at me like that! You're getting no from me! You understand? No!

John Candy as Wilbur The Albatross in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

3 A kid should be free. Free to run wild through the house on Saturday mornings. Free to have cookies and milk, and get those little white mustaches, you know, with the...

John Candy as Wilbur The Albatross in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

4 Listen, you can't let these radar jockeys push you around. Just leave it to me, all right?

John Candy as Wilbur The Albatross in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

5 Oh, boy. Throw another shrimp on the barbie, girls, 'cause here I come!

John Candy as Wilbur The Albatross in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

6 Not long enough? Look pal, I can land this thing on a dime! -Well, Wilbur, if the runway isn't long enough...

John Candy as Wilbur The Albatross in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

7 I say again, mate, our runway is too short. -And I say again, mate, I'm coming in!

John Candy as Wilbur The Albatross in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

8 Hey! Who killed the music? -That's better.

John Candy as Wilbur The Albatross in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

9 Well, you've come to the right place, buddy boy. Welcome to... Albatross Air. A fair fare from here to there. You get it? A fair fare? It's a play on... Never mind.

John Candy as Wilbur The Albatross in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

10 Have you looked outside? It's suicide out there.

John Candy as Wilbur The Albatross in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

23 Quotes by Wilbur The Albatross (Sound Clips)

1 I will not ever sit on those eggs!

2 Oh no. Wait a minute. Hold it. I know what you're thinking. And you're wrong. Don't even... No! Don't look at me like that! You're getting no from me! You understand? No!

3 A kid should be free. Free to run wild through the house on Saturday mornings. Free to have cookies and milk, and get those little white mustaches, you know, with the...

4 Listen, you can't let these radar jockeys push you around. Just leave it to me, all right?

5 Oh, boy. Throw another shrimp on the barbie, girls, 'cause here I come!

6 Not long enough? Look pal, I can land this thing on a dime! -Well, Wilbur, if the runway isn't long enough...

7 I say again, mate, our runway is too short. -And I say again, mate, I'm coming in!

8 Hey! Who killed the music? -That's better.

9 Well, you've come to the right place, buddy boy. Welcome to... Albatross Air. A fair fare from here to there. You get it? A fair fare? It's a play on... Never mind.

10 Have you looked outside? It's suicide out there.

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