Wilbur The Albatross: 23 Movie Quotes with Audio

Sound clips of the most hilarious lines of Wilbur the Albatross, the goofy yet loyal albatross from The Rescuers Down Under, in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Oh no. Wait a minute. Hold it. I know what you're thinking. And you're wrong. Don't even... No! Don't look at me like that! You're getting no from me! You understand? No!

John Candy in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

2 I will not ever sit on those eggs!

John Candy in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

3 A kid should be free. Free to run wild through the house on Saturday mornings. Free to have cookies and milk, and get those little white mustaches, you know, with the...

John Candy in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

4 Oh, boy. Throw another shrimp on the barbie, girls, 'cause here I come!

John Candy in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

5 I say again, mate, our runway is too short. -And I say again, mate, I'm coming in!

John Candy in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

6 Nobody's gonna take a kid's freedom away while I'm around! Nobody! You hear me?

John Candy in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

7 Listen, you can't let these radar jockeys push you around. Just leave it to me, all right?

John Candy in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

8 Not long enough? Look pal, I can land this thing on a dime! -Well, Wilbur, if the runway isn't long enough...

John Candy in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

9 Yeah, loosen up, get the blood flowing up to the head. And a couple of these... Okay, one's enough, there we go.

John Candy in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

10 You must relax. -Relax? I have never been more relaxed in my life! If I were any more relaxed, I'd be dead!

John Candy in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)