Willy Wonka Movie Quotes & Lines – 40 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Apr 14, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Willy Wonka, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 So you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!

Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

2 It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal!

Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

3 You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks.

Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

4 She was a bad egg.

Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

5 Wrong, sir, wrong!

Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

6 I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, etcetera, etcetera...

Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

7 Memobis quelitor Della cassum!

Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

8 You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized...

Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

9 Help. Police. Murder.

Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

10 Nil desperandum, dear lady. Across the desert lies the promised land.

Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory