274 Movie Quotes about Wives (+ Sound Clips) - page 10

Updated: Jun 22, 2026

Memorable quotes about wives, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

91 I don't get it. When we first got married, you could punch out a breakfast like mother used to make. Now, you're all thumbs.

Mel Blanc as Cosmo Spacely in The Jetsons

92 Eh, and to think I married that woman 30 years ago because she could cook.

Mel Blanc as Cosmo Spacely in The Jetsons

93 Why must husbands always make fun of their wives' driving? -It helps to hold down the panic.

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson; Penny Singleton as Jane Jetson in The Jetsons

94 Be careful. When the wife gets restless, the wife gets racy.

Al Pacino as Lt. Col. Frank Slade in Scent of a Woman (1992)

95 Well... You ever been married? -Well, let me think. Yeah, twice. -Any children? -One of them was, yeah, yeah.

Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan; Geena Davis as "Dottie" Hinson; Dottie Hinson in A League of Their Own

96 And they can bury your drawers in the yard and you can't leave the house neither.

Redd Foxx as Bennie Wilson in Harlem Nights

97 You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with 19-year-old girls all day? -Yeah, I do. -Well, I don't, man. I'm doing this whole thing for you.

Vince Vaughn as Beanie in Old School

98 Uhh... yeah, we'll do your wife.

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Butt Head in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

99 You know, about six months ago a guy slipped on a cake of soap in his bathtub and knocked himself cold and was drowned. Only he had accident insurance. So they had an autopsy and she didn't get away with it. -Who didn't? -His wife.

Fred MacMurray as Walter Neff in Double Indemnity

100 So your wife's banging a used car salesman. It's humiliating, I know, but God damn it, take it like a man!

Tom Arnold as Albert Gibson in True Lies