269 Movie Quotes about Wives (+ Sound Clips) - page 10

Updated: Jan 6, 2026

Memorable quotes about wives, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

91 To my wife, that is not your business.

Russell Crowe as Maximus Decimus Meridius in Gladiator (2000)

92 Walk with me to be my loving wife forever.

Gary Oldman as Count Dracula in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

93 I don't get it. When we first got married, you could punch out a breakfast like mother used to make. Now, you're all thumbs.

Mel Blanc as Cosmo Spacely in The Jetsons

94 Eh, and to think I married that woman 30 years ago because she could cook.

Mel Blanc as Cosmo Spacely in The Jetsons

95 Why must husbands always make fun of their wives' driving? -It helps to hold down the panic.

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson; Penny Singleton as Jane Jetson in The Jetsons

96 You ain't got to worry about this brother buying the milk, 'cause he just bought the whole damn cow.

Eddie Griffin as Pope Sweet Jesus in Norbit

97 Be careful. When the wife gets restless, the wife gets racy.

Al Pacino as Lt. Col. Frank Slade in Scent of a Woman (1992)

98 Well... You ever been married? -Well, let me think. Yeah, twice. -Any children? -One of them was, yeah, yeah.

Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan; Tom Hanks as Dottie Hinson; Geena Davis as "Dottie" Hinson in A League of Their Own

99 And they can bury your drawers in the yard and you can't leave the house neither.

Redd Foxx as Bennie Wilson in Harlem Nights

100 You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with 19-year-old girls all day? -Yeah, I do. -Well, I don't, man. I'm doing this whole thing for you.

Vince Vaughn as Beanie in Old School

269 Movie Quotes about Wives (+ Sound Clips) - page 10

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