15 Movie Quotes about Accountants (+ Sound Clips)

Memorable quotes about accountants, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Golf requires goofy pants and a fat _. You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge _.

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

2 You, senile Romanian accountant. You are on the cash register.

Quote from The Dictator (2012)

3 Well, your Uncle Chan only studied for one year. And now he has this really good job as an accountant.

Quote from Dragon connection (1980)

4 I'm studying to be an accountant at night. Can't raise three kids on this salary.

Quote from Batman (1966)

5 What is he, an accountant? - Attorney. Oh, worse.

Quote from Major League (1989)

6 I don't. I look like Snuggle's accountant.

Quote from Ted (2012)

7 My concern is, and I've gotta check it with my accountant, but that this might bump me up into a higher tax...

Quote from The Big Lebowski

8 I'm a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens.

Quote from The Wolf of Wall Street

9 My accountant is certainly pleased.

Quote from Slap Shot (1977)

10 My accountant tells me I'm better off folding the team, taking a tax loss.

Quote from Slap Shot (1977)