Die Hard (1988) Quotes with Sound Clips

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Actors: Bruce Willis (John McClane), Alan Rickman (Hans Gruber), Reginald VelJohnson (Sgt. Al Powell)

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Die Hard (1988) Quotes with Sound Clips

1 Cute toy. -Yeah, if you have to take a leak, it'll even help you find your zipper.

2 Excuse me, sir, but what about the body that fell out the window? -Well, who knows? It was probably some stockbroker who got depressed.

3 They got missiles, automatic weapons and enough plastic explosives to orbit Arnold Schwarzenegger.

4 You wanna know the secret to surviving air travel? After you get where you're going, take off your shoes and socks. Then you walk around on the rug barefoot and make fists with your toes.

5 Nine million terrorists in the world, and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

6 Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?

7 Could I get you anything? Food, cake, uh, some watered-down champagne?

8 I shot a kid. He was 13 years old. It was dark. I couldn't see him. He had a ray gun. It looked real enough.

9 I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask.

10 Mother_er, I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna _ing cook you, and I'm gonna _ing eat you!

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