Bruce Willis: 81 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 Now, if a human does happen to see you, just lay down, roll over and give your privates a good licking. They love it.

As Rj in Over the Hedge

2 What is that? -That is what gets the humans out of bed in the morning.

As Rj in Over the Hedge

3 The human mouth is called a pie hole. The human being is called a couch potato.

As Rj in Over the Hedge

4 But you just said they're mine. -They will be, if we successfully marry your manic energy to my brilliant plan!

Hammy The Squirrel (Steve Carell), Rj (Bruce Willis) in Over the Hedge

5 You with me, kid? -I... I... I... -The I's have it! Let's ride.

As Rj in Over the Hedge

6 Please, I'm just a desperate guy trying to feed his family. -You don't have a family. -I meant a family of one.

As Rj in Over the Hedge

7 Look, you said a word yesterday about your little gang here. It starts with an F, do you remember what it was? -Family? -Right, right, that.

As Rj in Over the Hedge

8 They've always got food with them. We eat to live, these guys live to eat.

As Rj in Over the Hedge

9 I'm telling you, folks. You stick with me, and in one week we will gather enough food to feed a bear.

As Rj in Over the Hedge

10 You see, humans feel an inner need to connect with the world around them. -That is just super-duper. -They also feel a need to sit on their fat butts. Watching TV fulfills both needs at the same time.

As Rj in Over the Hedge